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REGISTRATION!!!

Ugh. Next year will be busy, but it WILL be productive.

I shall NOT be a waste of space.

I will be taking the following:

Biology 101 10-10:50 am on MWF

History 101 11-11:50am on MWF

English 112 12-12:50pm on MWF

Theatre 220 1-1:50pm on MWF

Biology Lab 2-3:50 on W

These shouldn’t, but could possibly change tomorrow. I only have to double check everything.

If doing things this way is horrible, then next semester everything will be on TR.

Woo!

But here’s a little advise to help those still stuck in “fast food”…

Fast Food Customer Ordering How To:

• Know what you want when you pull up to the box.
• If you don’t know what you want when you pull up, at least apologize. Then, try to figure it out as fast as possible. If the dining room is still open, go inside. If you have the time to sit at the box, you have the time to go inside to order. You can get it to go, you know.
• Say what you want in this order: size, item, drink.
• When you are finished ordering, say so. A simple “That will be all” would be nice. It cuts a good three seconds off of my total time.
• When you pull around to the window, try to have your money ready. If you don’t have it ready, that’s fine, just try to hurry. Also, as nice as it is to get correct change, I would rather you just hand me the money. I can break it before you can find those two dimes in the bottom of your purse.
• Don’t wrap your change up in the dollar[s]. It makes it harder on me. It does NO good.
• Don’t hand me your money in a huge wad. At least unwad it. It’s rude to just give me a handful of money because I have to take the time to fix it before giving you your food anyway. I have to count it.
• As soon as you have your food, pull past the window completely to check your bags. If we messed something up, we will fix it. You will make our day much better by getting off of our timer.
• If we ask you to pull up, do so. Just because there isn’t another car in line, doesn’t mean that we don’t need you to pull up. We don’t ask you to do things for no reason. When you don’t pull up, you run our time up. When you run our time up, we get in trouble because we’re supposed to nicely urge you on.
• If we mess something up, be nice. We’ll fix it. It was a mistake. We didn’t do it on purpose, and more than likely, you ordered wrong anyway. Usually, unless there’s someone new on sandwiches, we make what’s on the screen. I’m not saying that we’re perfect. Yeah, sometimes it is our fault, but not most of the time.
• If I ask you to hold one moment, then tell you you can go ahead but I don’t answer something you ask me right away, don’t be rude and say, “Hello?” I heard what you said. I’m probably just doing three other things as I’m trying to take your complicated order. If I don’t answer you for a good minute..sure, but at least give me 60 seconds. Not 5.
• If I ask you to please repeat your order because I was having trouble hearing, don’t yell at me. ESPECIALLY if I apologize before asking you to repeat your order, which 99% of the time, I do. Speak louder, yes. Yell? Fuck no. It’s rude and extremely frustrating. More than likely, I’m trying to do multiple things as once, and you talking from the passenger seat isn’t helping me focus on your order.
• If you have more than one order, let us know before you order the first. We have a button that we can push for multi-orders. I mean, we can push it after, but it just makes the flow of getting your orders together accurately go so much smoother.
• Don’t mess with people that handle your food. Seriously?! Like, I never did anything gross to someone’s food, but I’ve seen it happen. You can’t be a total asshat and still expect everyone to kiss your ass.
• Just…be a nice person. Yeah, your job or life might suck, but it isn’t going to suck any less by you picking on the poor person working fast food.

HOLY SHITBALLS!

I FINAAALLY get to turn in my two weeks notice for Wendy’s.

Fucking FINALLY. I have a new job.

I don’t think it’s possible for me to explain to you guys how amazingly ecstatic I am.

The only way to describe this feeling is:

SDKFH;GEHJEIROAHJE’HROEIRVAHGERAVHUAEH;ROUIHBETJHNEUHTQETOUIHEJTH!!!!!!!!

I will now be a server at Cracker Barrel.

Woo!